Good Monday all! What a wonderful day it is today in Texas, slightly overcast with a light breeze got me up and in the garden early this morning. There’s always something to fuss with in my little patch, and today I spent a few hours trimming branches and picking up trash that . . . → Read More: Should a Mature Mistress Stop Counting The Years?]]>

Good Monday all! What a wonderful day it is today in Texas, slightly overcast with a light breeze got me up and in the garden early this morning. There’s always something to fuss with in my little patch, and today I spent a few hours trimming branches and picking up trash that the wind blew in yesterday. From the looks of it, my neighborhood was partying hardy – all weekend long!

I know  some of you think  those kind of chores should be left to The Helpers, and not the Mistress of the House - but like cooking, there are some duties I truly enjoy. Those few hours in the garden, puttering and teasing the horny dude next door, may be renewing – but they also remind my body,  that it is only a few days till I tick off another year gone by.

Aging is not ‘lost youth’ but a new stage of opportunity and strength. Betty Friedan (1921-2006)

I’ve always been truthful about my age, I figure it is something to boast about – making it through another year and starting the new one, better than the last.  I try my best to keep my still pert ass moving and accept the fact that I am now elegible for membership in AARP and a free coffee at Micky D’s. So when ever I am reminded by life that I’m no longer a young gal,  I remember these words from a darling male submissive who heard me complain about being old …

You aren’t OLD till you stop having FUN!

So when this Friday rolls around and I’m ready to blow out the candles – I will wish that the fun I am having with all of YOU will continue to keep me young!

Birthday Bash in the Chat Room on Wednesday Night @ 7:30 PM est. Gifts Not Required

Mark . . . → Read More: It’s Raining Man Sluts]]>

Good Afternoon Dear Readers. It is very nippley in my part of The Lone Star State its been so cold  I had to break ice on the birdbaths this morning. I don’t mind the chill outside, because lately it’s been raining a new crop `o phonesex sluts ringing me up and keeping me toasty warm.

Mark The Bouncy Ass Jockey & The Continuing Humiliation of Louise 

I hope by now, after sharing my escapades with y’all for 4 years – that you know I ADORE a good sport. Someone who will scurry to fetch a prop,  sing a silly song or take a picture of his splattered load on a piece of paper – the possibilities are endless, when you have a good sport slut under your control.

That describes the newest slut in my stable, who has been aptly named by his Mistress as Bouncy Boy. I could hear the eagerness and need in his voice and was pleased how well mannered he was while we got to know each other. It was clear he had read my Cock Control Bio by wearing his boxers and keeping his naughty hands away from his junk, until directed otherwise.

Pushing His Whore Buttons

It didn’t take long to ferret out that darling BB was a for sure strap-on lover and would do most anything to have his boy pussy reamed by a Superior Woman, wielding 12″ of rubber cock. Click went his whore button when I pulled the can of Crisco from under the bed and began to grease Big Ben up real good. Sliding it between his cheeks I lubed his crack – stopping every so often to press at his tiny rosebud while I slapped at his ass.

I was ever so comfy in my big office chair, so I pulled him up by his hair, faced him away from me, and ordered him to impale himself slow and deep, till he was sitting squarely on my lap with Big Ben buried in his puss puss. Whispering in his ear I said – Bounce. And bounce he did! Oh how he made me laugh! Grunting and bouncing and begging for more.

So enamored with his MILF Mistress’ erotic session, Bouncy boy sent in a glowing review on Rate My Call.

The Mistresses Viv & Sloan & Slut Louise

I’ve written about darling wana-be cocksucker, Louise and her ever increasing need to be humiliated for all the nasty fantasies rolling around in that perverted noggin’of his. There is only one remedy I have found for a compulsive wanker like Louise – and that’s a full confession to not just me – but throughout the LDW Empire of sexy Mistresses.

He’s Gona Need a Score Card

First he spilled his naughty secrets only to me, but now our sessions include the addition of one of my Fellow Fem Doms who are there to witness and extrapolate his growing sense of pathetic slut-hood. Miss Hannah was the 1st to hear his shame and this week I added another layer with the sexy Ms Sloan. Who knows what road to degradation I will take this horny slut – but with the help of my Friends, this basement pervert is in for a world of surprise.

It’s a full hour of hump-a-licious tunes, naughty comedy cuts, odd news bits, and lively conversation in . . . → Read More: The Hump Day Radio Show Rides Again!]]>

Greetings fellow Kinksters! This is MILF Mistress Vivian and I’m pleased to announce – that after a long hiatus – The Hump Day Radio Show is back –every Wed. starting on November 2^nd.

It’s a full hour of hump-a-licious tunes, naughty comedy cuts, odd news bits, and lively conversation in the LWD Group’s Adult Chat Room – Community Kink.

Mark your calendars and tune in at 8 PM Eastern on November 2^nd for the resurrection of The Hump Day Radio Show on Cock Radio – The only station on the net under the total control of the Superior Sex.

Don’t Be Late! The Humping Starts @ 8

Most men would be intimidated–or at least embarrassed–by a visit to a beauty salon. All the female styling tools, the rows of hair dryers, the feminine decorations, and, of course, all the ladies gossiping would make many men in your shoes feel uncomfortable. Though I suppose most men wouldn’t be in your shoes, . . . → Read More: Sissy Salon Visit With Mistress Viv]]>

Most men would be intimidated–or at least embarrassed–by a visit to a beauty salon. All the female styling tools, the rows of hair dryers, the feminine decorations, and, of course, all the ladies gossiping would make many men in your shoes feel uncomfortable. Though I suppose most men wouldn’t be in your shoes, my little sissy darling, since you’re wearing four-inch heels at the moment.

You, however, feel perfectly comfortable at the salon with your mature Mistress. We’ve finally gotten your hair to grow out long enough that we can get it cut, colored, and styled. I can tell that my sissy gurl is awfully excited about this.

Sissy Girl & Her Day of Beauty

I’m thinking of a nice, classic bob for you. It’ll suit you well, and the style is timeless. A few well-placed highlights wouldn’t be bad, either. And, of course, we’ll get those eyebrows waxed. They can do it without even messing up your makeup.

Time for you to go over to the shampoo station. You’re going to enjoy having your hair washed by a professional. The warm water is relaxing; the scalp massage, even more so. You’ll practically melt into the stylist’s chair when you’re led over to it.

Remember, now, when she asks you what you want, be sure to tell her that Mistress says you would like a bob and some highlights. She’ll understand. You’re far from the first cross-dresser I’ve brought here. These ladies are well aware of your Mistress’s predilections.

On The Look- Out  for Mistress Right

I may or may not have aroused some of their curiosities about the Femdom lifestyle. You really would be amazed to know how many dominant women there are in this vanilla world, walking around with innocent looks on their faces as if they never look at a man and wonder what it would be like to have him underneath their feet.

But never mind that now. Go and get your hair done like a good sissy. If there’s time, I might even let you take me to lunch when we’re finished. I’m sure you’ll want to show off your new ‘do.

The Letter of the Day October 12th

Don’t forget!
Previous callers with a last name that starts with the letter J are invited to claim a FREE 10 minute phone sex call or texting session with any of our Beautiful Mistresses.

Audio Introduction

In The Mood To Use

Yes indeed gents – your . . . → Read More: You Don’t Have To Be Bad To Get A Good Spanking]]>

Good Morning Dear Readers! Grab someone you Love -and have at it – cause it’s Its Hump Day! Are you all by your lonesome today? Go on and Snatch a pillow and get to bumpin’ and warm up that dick for Mistress.

Audio Introduction

In The Mood To Use

Yes indeed gents – your gyrations are just the start of our fun. You see I woke up all happy and frisky today and in a mood to spank some ass. Oh, don’t be scared, you are far from the 1^st man, to offer up his bottom and lay across my lap. After all, I did say spanking, not beating.

The Nuances of Spanking

The Spanking Lifestyle has changed over the past 20 years – but I remember a time when our BDSM group shared party space with an out of town Spanking Club with their own set of play rules – many that were different from ours.

As with most well-run events, the House Rules were presented by both groups and I learned that for the Spankers, striking tools were not permitted. No crops, no paddles, only hands and soft sensation toys. Masters were dressed in suits or business casual and the ladies all looked ready for a night out on the town.

We found them a fun group to watch, playing pass the naughty girl around and sending notes to each other with kinky instructions. No nipple clamps, no full nudity, no heavy bondage, but it didn’t matter, the moaning and sounds of flesh striking flesh was titillating.

Now, you can’t really tell the Spankers from the D/s players

Pulling Out The Big Guns

As fun as it was to experience another kind of kink, this ole Fem Dom LOVES her sex toys. Anyway, my hands get tender so fast, but they are still – by far – my favorite tools for the warm up.

The warm up is So Important. Spending the time to slowing and gradually bring the blood up to the surface, not only makes it the prettiest pink, but also keeps the bottom from becoming leathery in the future.

As soon as I see that rosy glow, I like to start adding in some of my favorite things. The parachute cord mini flogger has a short sharp bite when flicked, but can also make the subject shiver when dragged across the tender sweet spots. A springy ruler, hard wooden spoon and then maybe the ping pong paddle, or quirt.

Oh the possibilities are endless, when you give over your sweet ass – to please your Mistress.

Are you feeling a little jaded? Miss Viv knows that you do get weary just jerking off to the same fantasies and that you are in need of something NEW on your next phone sex session that will get . . . → Read More: Figging Can Be Fun]]>

Happy Monday! I hope you all had a great weekend! This old Fem Dom sure did!

Are you feeling a little jaded? Miss Viv knows that you do get weary just jerking off to the same fantasies and that you are in need of something NEW on your next phone sex session that will get your motor running in overdrive.

Cheap Fun For Everyone

Well my little cuppy cakes – it’s time for you to head on over to the produce department and pick up a BIG hand of ginger and join the ranks of Mistress Vivian’s Figging Club. With just a little bit of preparation and a desire for the warmth and pain that only a figging can do.

Safe & Sexy Bedroom Games

Safe for play, ginger has been used as a sexual prop since the Victorian times. Even before it was used for sex games, in Roman times a plug of ginger, or even a radish was used for both punishment for naughty humans and even to make a lackadaisical horse appear more lively for sale.

If you could have peeked into my world a few days ago, you’d have seen one very horny male submissive, prancing like a new colt, and begging to be allowed to touch.

Delicious Suffering

No no I told him – Mistress wants to watch you suffer and grow more needy as the moments pass. I have taken many down this path and it is at this point in our session, when the cock is throbbing, the anus burning and the bottom is begging, that I begin to carve the ginger again, this time – fashioning a long sliver, and smiling at pleading wide-eyed slut. Poor darling, he doesn’t know that I’ve just begun and there are more dark and private places for me to play my figging game.

Mistress’ Favorite Cuckold Phonesex . . . → Read More: Cuckold Husband Finds His Place]]>

Good Morning dear readers! I hope your weekend was wonderful and filled with all kinds of sparks! Over here in bone dry Texas there were no fireworks, to go along with the BBQ! Well, except for the bedroom. Did you know that my darling slut husband is also my cuckold?

Mistress’ Favorite Cuckold Phonesex Caller

I wonder how many of you would get all fired up and horny, if you could step into the panties of my caller, cuck mister c? He’s been molded into something unrecognizable as a real man, a scant 6 weeks ago.

Mixing It Up In The Bedroom

Any dynamic that involves a 3rd, 4th or even 5th person into the mix, will not just be difficult to establish, but tenuous to keep balanced and moving forward. Lives can get turned upside down when the cuckold husband or boy friend can’t keep his jealousy under control, and behaves more like a stalker, than the good hubby he says he longs to be.

That kind of behavior won’t fly, not in a Home where the Bull is King or in our case – The Queen.

Humilation Can Be Sexy

Oh how humiliating that must have been, kneeling and silent while his Wife listed his many offences from the past weekend. Jerked up by his thick black collar and bent over his office desk she perched on the opposite corner, her eyes locked on his as the Bull Master brought his harsh calloused hand down on his sorry – good for nothing, ass.

It wasn’t just the corporal approach to a well-deserved spanking that was the most humiliating. It was the lecture that went along with it, delivered in a deep and commanding voice – that had poor Mr. C’s face as red as his punished bottom.

He’s So Hungry For A Cream Pie

With his right cheek pressed into the hard wood, all he could see was his Wife’s tight black skirt inching up her beautiful legs and his cock began to throb and leak.

That last layer of humiliation- it broke him and sent him exactly where he belonged – at the bottom of the food chain and forever a cuckolded husband.

Lordy! Did I ever need it too… but . . . → Read More: Mistress Gets Served]]>

Hello dear ones! Did you miss me? Or didn’t you notice your MILF Mistress was gone? You must have, I just spent the last hour answering e mails! Thank you all for thinking of me whilst I was away being pampered after the long hard winter.

Lordy! Did I ever need it too… but unlike most other Women who book themselves into a hotel Spa with a girlfriend, this weary Fem Dom dragged the spare boy-slut along for wing-man duties and general fun. I love my girlie friends, but I needed some tasty thing to push around.

There’s nothing like having a sexy servant in tow!

Doors opened, luggage toted, registration and unpacking all done while I parked my pretty behind at the lobby bar, to flirt with the help. That my Friends is WAY better than chatty females, who can’t seem to make up their minds. So relaxing, sipping Cosmos before Noon and daydreaming of two days of bliss.

BLISS = Every wish- no matter how frivolous -fulfilled by an eager- to- please – Man-slut!

When the Concierge slid up next to me and asked – Penny for your thoughts, all I could do was laugh for a moment. He was young, with an accent I couldn’t place, and he smelled spicy. Just as I was noting his blue eyes and perfectly cut suit, I heard my slut cough softly from behind.

Your rooms are prepared Madame. How else can I be of Service? I called for my check, looked at the surprised Concierge, and dug in my purse. Placing a shiny penny on the bar, I winked and whispered in his ear..

YOU

Isn’t Mother Nature a BITCH? I know you must curse her daily – for giving you an appendage that matches how you feel – small. Darn shame too! It isn’t like you are stupid, or ugly or lacking any redeeming . . . → Read More: SPH Putting Your Meager Meat In Lock-up]]>

Hey you! You with the substandard junk, you should listen and obey your Mistress.

Isn’t Mother Nature a BITCH? I know you must curse her daily – for giving you an appendage that matches how you feel – small. Darn shame too! It isn’t like you are stupid, or ugly or lacking any redeeming qualities – it’s just you are half a man.

Living in Dating Hell

You’ve tried dating, but when it’s Dinner & a Movie # 3, she’s going to begin to wonder if you’re GAY. Are you worried that when you start mack’in -that her hands will start wandering to your lap, and find out there’s nothing worth grabbing? You won’t even get a chance to show her your only redeeming quality, that long thick tongue. What a shame for you, but a great amusement for me.

There is really only one path for a guy with a penis so small all the girls ask – Is it in yet? You’ll never make it as a real man, so it’s time to make that wee willie, even more insignificant than it already is, by locking it away from your wandering hands.

Putting Your Meager Meat In Lock-up

I’m thinking it may be time for a chastity belt, one with numbered tags and small enough to lock away your underdeveloped penis. It is time to put your mind to rights; time to get your brain back where it belongs- on your Mistress.

A chastity device would, at the very least, make your basket look like a real man’s in your gabardine suit. Admit it wanker boy, you are weary of pulling your prick incessantly and being left with a feeling of hollow emptiness. It is clear you have no control when it comes to your cocklett, and Mistress has to take drastic measures.

It won’t be the easy direction, but it will stop your hands from diddling your dick from sun up to sundown, so you can focus your time and attention on the one you Adore & Serve.