Hello dear Readers! It has been such a busy spring here at The Casa de Kinky. Mother Nature has been kind so far, not like last year – when the 100+ heat came on fast, and I couldn’t garden at all! This year I can spend most of the early morning puttering and planting and messing with my horny next door neighbor’s mind. Yesterday I wore bright red panties under my white cotton pants, full backed and high cut, I knew he was staring at my still pert ass when the blinds shifted in his home office. Small pleasures can be found in the everyday things. Big pleasures- well yesterday, that happened on a naughty phone sex call.

The Man Slut in his Wife’s Panties

His voice was shaky and I had to remind him to speak UP more than once, before he could clearly confess his naughty proclivities to an understanding MILF Mistress. When a phone sex session begins like that, I know it’s going to be hot & nasty.

Resplendent, in his wife’s clothing, and heading for the nastiest adult bookstore, I was looking forward to the next call, from inside a booth.  What a slut! And who knows, perhaps today, sissy krissy will be a true whore and suck a big throbbing cock. I’ll have to remember to ask, if driving in 5-inch spikes and fishnet stockings, is a bitch for my sissy bitch.  LOL!

I also know this cross dressing slut is dreaming that one day she will  flip up her skirt, part her tramp legs and tempt some brute to take her from the rear, hard and fast. So you can see why I am looking forward to the next call from some nasty corner in the seediest part of town.

On The Road Again – Kink Style

With instructions to rub, rub – till she got to the parking lot, by then, I knew her panties- or should I say – The wife’s panties- must be all damp and slimy. I have no doubts this panty boy will be doing exactly as I wish and walking boldly through the doors, hips swaying, hair flipping and red ruby lips, smacking in rabid eagerness. Ooh, it won’t be long now before the phone rings again and I hear that trembling voice ask – Mistress, how may this whore serve you?

What ever can you say to such an eager man- tramp?

Stay tuned dear readers; I’ll finish this naughty tale tomorrow!

Good morning dear readers! The bad weather has passed and my part of The Lone Star State is bright and beautiful today. So pretty, I spent a good part of the morning puttering in my garden, fascinated by the 100′s of butterflies in my yard. The Anacua is alive with them this year!  I love to sit under it and let the tiny blossoms fall into my hair. Between the butterflies, blooms and fragrant bouquet, it was so difficult to go in the house, when my phone rang.

Mature Doesn’t Always Mean Mellow

As hard as it was to leave my little patch, I’m glad I did – because my caller was just the right one to pull me out of the clouds and get my still pert ass to my To Do List. He’s a favorite of mine, always in the mood to chit chat about what’s been going on in our lives, before we get down to bizzz-ness. As usual, I ask if he has completed his assignment and as usual, he was unprepared.

Oh boys and gurls, there is nothing that torques me more than tardy or unprepared. This Mature Mistress can go from  Mellow to Mean in under a minute, when a simple request goes unfulfilled. Kinda hurts my feelings, ya know? Of course I don’t stay vexed for long. Bending him over the desk and giving him a good whacking kills 2 birds with one rock…

1- Someone learns a Lesson

2- Mistress gets to loosen up her arm

Knowing my lil pain pup like I do, I’d bet good money, he won’t “remember” next session either

That’s what I call a Win Win Situation

Good evening all! If you are a long time fan of our superior phone sex services, you know that our sexy gaggle of Beautiful Mistress are generous with their time, and always thinking of fun and free ways to entertain our guys & gurls. There’s so many to choose from, y’all might want to take The Tour some day.

I digress-

The Weekend! It has been quite a long time since the Ladies banded together for a 24 Marathon of Mistress Madness, rockin’ The Cock and hanging out in our Adult chat room. Well it’s TIME!

The April Fools’ Extravaganza Continues

This go-round, Miss Hannah will be taking up Hostess Duties at Community Kink and our Cock Jocks have been signing up for their turn at the controls of Cock Radio.

I’ll be kicking off the Cock on Sunday at Noon, so come in your jammies and don’t forget the java.  Check my TWEETs for updates.

Hello my dear, dear readers. I’ve been taking some time away from the office after being convinced by my Bestie Jillie to meet two of the guys she works with. It seems they noticed me last week when I gave her a ride to her job.  They bombarded her with questions, but she just smiled and told them they’d have to ask me themselves.

Keeping Your Kink Under Wraps

Jillie was clearly having fun screwing with them, and suggested they show up for drinks at a local and cozy bar. She wouldn’t even tell them if I was single and doubted if the guys had even the smallest clue what polyandrous relationship is. But what they don’t know doesn’t hurt them and all that. They’ll find out soon enough, anyway.

The older gentlemen, whose name will, of course, not be mentioned here out of both good taste and the need for secrecy, has a few inclinations that scream he has a cuckold fetish to me. I won’t bore you with the details on that one, dears, but I do get the feeling if he found out I was also currently with a man roughly half my age that he would ask to sit in the corner and watch.

It’s More Than Just Being The Boss

Now, I know some of you out there have cuckold fantasies of your own. It is not an uncommon thing, after all. More and more people these days seem to relish in the thought of their partners with another man or woman. Before I joined Miss Ally’s Empire, I thought that cuckold was just an old-fashion concept from Victorian times. Imagine my surprise to find out my submissive hubby was also my cuckold. Sure I was the Boss and decided all sexual matters, but cuckolding brings a new spice to the dynamic.

Once again, I will spare you the details for now. Would not want all of you getting the good stuff just yet. Suffice it to say that sometimes, despite how desperately one tries, you just can not get the full amount of satisfaction from just one partner. Or perhaps two or three. A woman has needs, after all.

Configuring Multiple Cuckies

Until recently, I had decided to limit these sorts of indiscretions to cuckold phone sex with some of my regulars. It is fun to have imaginary romps with some of you gentlemen.  But then Jillie dragged me to an afternoon of flirtation and sharing naughty secrets with two charming men, and I felt the pull to take it further. They both had qualities I look for in a playmate, but I couldn’t decide which one to set my sights for.

Eventually I decided why should I have to? When the  younger one confessed his desire to be watched, I slipped my hand under the table and brushed my hand over his crotch, and I knew it would be a cinch to put him in the big chair across from my bed for the Big Show.

This only goes to prove, I really need to get out more often!

Hello there, my dears. It has been some time since I’ve caught up with my readers. After a bout with the flu, it’s taken me weeks to get back to my fighting weight and back to my phonesex work. I’d like to thank all my callers who called even when I was sounding like a Truck Stop Tranny!

Taking Your Fantisies to Reality

Have you ever had a fantasy that you so desperately wanted to make a reality, but just couldn’t maintain the level of excitement necessary to make it happen once you were face-to-face with whatever the fantasy du jour happened to be? That seems to be one of the common complaints of men who have cum eating fantasies. They want to do it all the way up until the time that they actually have an orgasm, and then…any desire to eat their own cum just vanishes.

All It Takes is a Little Encouragement

The first thing to remember is that, really, in the grand scheme of things, eating your cum really isn’t that bad. Think of the women who’ve given you blowjobs and swallowed your cum over the years. If it were really that bad, do you think they’d have done that for you?

Secondly, a Femdom like myself can help you through the use of coached cum eating. You might back out at the last minute if you try to do it all by yourself, but I won’t let you back out. Once you’ve finally gone through with it, you’ll no doubt thank me for it.

Cum Eating Assignments

If all else fails, we’ll have you freeze your cum from a previous masturbation session with your MILF Mistress. Then, while you’re jerking off the next time, you can suck on the cum cube and let it melt in your mouth while you take your instructions from me.

Doesn’t that sound TASTY?

 The Hump Day Radio Show on Cock Radio Tonight @ 8

Good Morning dear Readers! After a very dusty few days here in The Lone Star State, it has faired off to blue and beautiful! There wasn’t a single gust to help me up the 1/4 mile incline, but it felt good to be in the crisp morning air. About half way to the old cemetery I decided to change my direction and see what was up over at the Fire House. Just as I had hoped, the lovely weather brought all the trucks out for a good washing! I call that a lucky day, Firemen in wet t-shirts.

HUMP-A-LICIOUS NEWS!

The Hump Day Radio Show welcomes Miss Cassidy from Dare to Dance as my Guest Cock Jock on Wednesday January 25^th.  It’s too long since Cock Radio fans have had the pleasure of hearing our Princess remind the listeners..

 If you want to get laid – you got to learn how to DANCE!

Join me, Lifestyle Mistress Vivian in the Community Kink Chat Room at 7:30 PM and get warmed up for the One Time Hump Day Radio Show Event, LIVE on Cock Radio.

Hey! Don’t forget that the Lovely Miss Alexis is hosting in the chat room 3 days a week!

Check out her chat schedule.

Hello cuppy cakes! I am having The BEST time this week, and I thought I’d share some of the highlights! Already this week I have been gifted with wana be jizz gobbler’s first ever slurping up the load. He told me when we did a little per-session chit chat, that he had tried a dozen times and always chickened out! Well dear ones .. that sounded like a challenge to me. So I rolled out my most seductive voice and naughty vocabulary, tied up his full balls and got Busy!

Auntie Viv Says Be Careful What You Wish For

With his drip pan on the floor and his cock in hand I allowed him to stroke downward, having him bend down every so often and touch the cold ceramic plate with the tip of his cock. Instructing him to make a nice puddle of goo for me in his hand, and after just a few squeezes told him to slap his hand up to his mouth and think of Mistress’ wet pussy.

Your Gagging  Makes Me Laugh!

Oh dear .. he almost blew it then .. but I wasn’t finished with my encouragement, he needed to know that he was going to empty his tied up balls in his hand,  prove his devotion – and please me by licking every spurt up!

Oh yes, my darling new cum dumpster sucked it up, in one fell swoop, and promptly gagged like a prom date! Oh how I laughed when I told him that I agreed with him, it can be some nasty goo! But he did it and can cross Splooge Sucking off his “I Never” list!

Quickie Of The Week or I can Make You Cum in How Many Minutes?

Most of my morning callers are Very busy men with demanding jobs. However, they are such a horny bunch that sometimes, even a few words from their Mistress, and they spew like fountains WAY before the clock hits 10 minutes. There’s many that can’t get much past 8 minutes, but there is one very special sissy slut who has beaten everyone in the Quickie department – my darling Joey Girl. Perched precariously over his big dildo, I whispered my orders to my favorite fag – take it to the root baby .. down down down.  Without another word he took it deep and I quickly ordered .. UP UP UP!

Well dear ones, that’s all about it took and sissy girl Joey was calling my name and thanking me –  and all in under 4 minutes!

Cake! Candles! & a  Singing Slut!

Can you imagine my Friends, how pleased I was when slut wilma called today to wish me an early Happy Birthday? Not only did the dear slut leave a BIG bouquet of virtual flowers for me at the desk, but he truly showed his adoration for me when he turned on his video cam. There he was, in new sheer panties, holding a slice of cake with a lit candle and singing to me!! I was truly touched

What a way to start a session. With dildo Fred stuck to the file cabinet, wilma painted her lips whore red and showed his Fem Dom what an excellent cock gobbler he is!  I can’t hardly wait till next Thursday when I have him alone in his office, ready, willing and able to be all I need and want from a submissive sissy slut, in my care.

Yes indeed, it has been a GREAT week so far – because of the care and attention my guys have showered upon me as I celebrate another fabulous year here on Mother Earth.

Thank you Gents! You make a sexy ole gal Very Happy!