Hello dear readers! Have you ever woke up with a song in your brain and just know it’s going to be a great day? I have Stuck in the Middle with You making a groove in my brain with the tune .. but my perverted side keeps changing the words to fit my mood.

Your MILF Mistress LOVES Sluts

Last week was just GRAND, with male sluts, wana-be cock whores and horny fag boys calling my phonesex line to confess their naughty proclivities. What made these calls so exciting to me, is that I love sluts, especially the ones that have a treasure trove of sex toys at the ready for me to use on them.  One of my favorite callers is a  darling man slut who deserves  extra Kudos for bringing something, or should I say someone- to the session that really got my panties damp!

Phone Sex for Couples

I’ve written before about my newest pet, Bouncy Mark – who rides my strap-on with wild abandon and cums like a CHAMP. He’s always FUN to control and play with, but just last night he surprised me by introducing me to his love partner, Miss Bethy – who like our bouncy boy – just adores sucking cock. What a blast, hearing her gobble up Marky’s hard cock – knowing she was following my directions.

Friends I can’t begin to explain how exciting it is to have 2 to direct on an erotic phone session – when they are both eager and ready to be put through their paces.

Fortunate is the Slut Who Finds a Kinky Girl

Most of my single fellows only fantasize about a partner who will use them like a Lifestyle Fem Dom can. They dream about me, while I try to point them in the right direction to find a Superior Woman to train them up right. Suggesting they share their kinks with their lovers, scares them more than dark ally at midnight. I can understand their trepidation, but Bouncy Mark and Miss Bethy showed that it can be done and done with a great result.

All you have to do is try a little honesty.

Good Morning dear ones! It has been stormy in my part of Texas, which is always welcome, anytime of the year. The pecan trees were decimated by the summer temperatures, so now everything the wind blows – I’m spending the next day picking up deadwood. I really don’t mind much, it’s good exercise and I get to tease my naughty next door neighbor who peeps at me from behind his office curtains. Even though it’s pretty chilly out, I’m going to wear my thin cotton yoga pants without any panties and work at the back of the garden, just to see if the he moves to the back of the house.  Life is sweet my Friends and it’s ….

Good to be The Mistress

No two days are ever the same and in my world and I’m fortunate that phone sex allows me to go about my day, and still stay in contact with my pets and sluts. Would you be surprised to know that I have many in my care who have been calling from the start of my career at LDW? One of those long-time fans is Louise - who has evolved from a basement jerker – to a lipstick wearing, pantie loving, wanna-be cock whore.

Layering on the Humiliation

After all these years of guidance and devotion, there comes a time when a Mistress wants to share the joy of a slut like louise. It is very exciting for me to choose one of my Mistress/Friends and listen to sissy fag louise confess all her nasty secrets. Clad in pantyhose and her eyes intent on the fat dildo on the desk, she spills her guts to a stranger and gets so excited, she can barely get the words out.

With each new confession, she drips and begs to blow her pent up passion all over the thick cock so she can lick it clean. While our guest Mistress laughs, she begs and pleads and promises ANYTHING – if we would just allow her to dump. However it is out of my hands .. as I have given over that decision to the other Fem Dom on the line and I too can only guess at the outcome.

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Hello dear ones! I know you all must be as tired of hearing about how hot it is in Texas, almost as much as I’m tried of whining about it. But whine I must, because for over a month, you could fry a steak on any hard surface . Oh well, I didn’t move here for the weather – and I’m grateful the AC is hanging in, and keeping me cool while I tease my phonesex callers into a lusty frenzy.

There’s a New Man Slut in Town

I will call him Bitch boy # 40 since he’s shy and scared his Wife will find out what a total slut and wana-be cuckold he is. Conservative gal that she is, she has no idea about the nasty fantasies he’s always having about all cute co-eds walking around the campus in tight-tight shorts and tiny t-shirts.

I’ve just  finished grading his 1st  assignment – an easy one – not too taxing or time consuming and I call it …

The Wanking Log

It is a simple task- keep a record of all dick jerking and e-mail the results to  his Fem Dom before our next phone session . In the past, most dudes make a spread sheet, noting the time, place and circumstances, but Bitch Boy # 40, took it it up a notch, and wrote a sexy short story about his afternoon at the Library.

Bitch Boy #40 Confesses His Naughtyness

Last night (Thurs) I was up at the library working on a term paper. BTW, I’m a college student, not sure if I mentioned that. Anyways, i’m sitting at a large table where thare are multiple computers. A girl comes in and sits across from me. She was around 18-19 i’d say, blond, and georgous. She was wearing some little black workout pants and a super-tight white tank top. Her hair was up and she was wearing glasses. There is no telling how much her rich daddy paid on those new tits but they were worth every penny. Perfect round d-cups, hard as stone. She looked stuck up as hell but i could care less, I couldn’t take my eyes of those perfect porn star tits. I’m pretty sure she caught me looking a few times, but was probably used to it and paid no mind. They keep it like an icebox in the library and when I noticed her nipples getting hard from the cold it was more than I could take. I got up and headed for the bathroom to rub one out. I swear those nipples were the size of thimbles.

 Jerking-Off In The Men’s Room

Once in the stall I pulled my already hard cock out and started stroking. This is what I imagined….

After catching me looking the girl slips me a note that tells me to meet her in the stacks, 5th floor. I do as she asks and find her there in a few minutes. She pulls up her top and says “you want a better look?” I lean in to grope the hell out of her but she pushes me away. she says “No touch, just look. Now let me see your dick.”

Controlled By His Lust

I pull it out for her. Its hard as hell. “I want to watch you jack off” she says. “Jerk it and stare at my tits.” I proceed to stroke my cock for her. She tells me to go slow at times and then fast and then slow again. I ask to see her pussy but she says no. I ask to see her ass but she says no, just tits. When she sees my pre-cum start to ooze she strictly says “faster,… faster, I want to see you cum from looking at my tits!” Just before I blow she pulls her pants down just enough and shoots me a peak at her spread, pink asshole then pulls her pants right back up. “There you go” she says “now hold out your hand and cum in it for me. Stare at my tits and cum.”

Gobbling Up His Load & Wishing For A Cream Pie

I start to blow but before I can finish she instructs me to lick my cum from my hand. “Lick it up! Lick it up now! Don’t waste it! Lick it up far me! quickly!” I do as she asks, like a fat kid in a pie eating contest.(I’m doing this in the bathroom stall at the same time) After I’m done she pulls her shirt down and walks away back down stairs to her desk. We act as if it never happened.

 Well done my little wanker!

Mistress gives your paper a B+ points off for typos.

Oh my cuppy cakes I had The BEST time early this morning with screaming  bitch boy, who turned out to be a nasty little penis sniffer. That’s just one of his perverted proclivities, yearning for that musty and stink of old fat men. Yes! He actually gets as excited as a jackrabbit when he’s got his nose stuck up someplace dank and fragrant.

The World According to a Knob Gobbler

To the world around him, he’s the nice guy in the office – popular with the ladies, and ready to pitch in when needed. None of them could ever see him for what he is, deep down inside – he hides it so well - a sissy queer who lives to  suck cock. Poor slut, he pretends to be straight, but even when he’s making love to a Woman, his mind is on old men and their shriveled dicks.

The Hobby of Choice For a Sausage Jockey

While other men are out playing sports on their day off, this little cum dumpster is trolling the adult book stores, and inviting the senior set to join him in the “private viewing booths”. So nasty is this knob gobbler that he stays on his knees for hours, being every one’s jizz rag, till his jaw aches and his face is covered in spunk.

I don’t hold out much hope for my newest Glory Hole troll ever being a real man but I do I know where his life is headed. The needs will extraplate, his behavior will become more perverted, and one day, Mistress will take him the next step and turn into a Truck Stop Tramp.

Hello dear ones! It’s another BEAUTIFUL day here in my part of Texas and I’m feeling pretty frisky. I’m alone in this big ole house for the weekend, while my slut roy is visiting the other half of our Kinky Family. He was sent as a Bithday gift to Miss Pink .. and it’s been reported that her ass is already showing the effects. I hear tell it’s got pretty bruises all over it, and the day is far from over.

Sissy + Mistress + Strap-on = A Whole Lotta Fun!

While others play, your darling Miss Viv is holding down the fort, and having a grand time with my slutty phonesex callers! Every so often there’s fellow on the other end of the line, that really gets my MoJo werkin’ by asking …

Mistress if You Fuck Me w/ a Strap on ..am I a Fag?

I have to laugh, since I’ve been fucking men up the ass for decades, and I haven’t turned one gay – but there’s a chance sissyboy38 might be the first. Dressed up like a street walker, in garish pink stockings and CFM pumps, the moment I pulled back my robe to show him my big fat cock, fell to his knees and began to suck as if he was starved.

Beg For It Whoreboy

Looking down at the gobbler, wiggling his ass like a happy puppy its pretty clear what he wants .. he wants Mistress to slide her cock right up his boy pussy and fuck him like a girl. Reaching down, I grab him by his collar and fling him across my desk, his begging has my pink parts all a tingle and my hand reaching for the Crisco.

Sliding the tip of my strap-on up and down his crack .. I ask him if he REALLY wants me to take him. I press the tip harder and wait for my cue, and laugh as he pushed back and impales himself on the thick appendage.

Ahhh I tell you my Friends …

Life is GRAND when you have a slut of a man, dancing on the end of your cock. 

Good morning cuppy cakes! After a night out with a group of my Helper’s under 25 crowd -  I can’t hardly believe I’m up before the sun today. We were celebrating the 21st Birthday of a lovely young lady by bar-hopping and drinking 99 cent Margaritas across the city. I know it’s been a decade since I did a bar crawl, and it put me to bed by 10!

So here I am bright eyed and bushy tailed and looking forward to a day filled with horny cock strokers, dick diddlers and sissy gurls in need of advice.

Suffer On The Edge for Mistress

I’ve been enjoying a run of calls from stroker s who just love jerking their dicks to the very edge of an orgasm. Personally, I adore the Big O, and love to hear my named called out in passion, but lately I’m finding that edging play can be a whole bunch of fun!

Easy Does It Prick Puller

 Most times my tease and denial phone sex callers have already been pulling their pricks for hours, before they get to me. I know their balls are full. their cocks are throbbing,  their hands are aching from stroking. The easy fix for an compulsive jerker is to spend some time, sitting on their hands.

Wait For It

After so much prick pulling BEFORE calling, I find it more respectful and so much more amusing to wait for his cock to shrink so I can tie up his aching balls, before we get back to the tease. Trussed up for my pleasure, I allow him to touch again – and my encouragement is almost unnecessary, because the begging begins- in what seems to be a nano second.

Not to worry dear ones, I won’t be swayed today. No amout of pleading will change my mind .. and maybe next time he calls, he’ll learn what happens when you leave your orgasm up to Mistress Viv.

Comment & Earn Kinky Auction Pennies!

Stop thinking about it and do it! For years your dreams, and even your waking hours have been a constant stream of fat juicy cocks. Sure you say you aren’t GAY and you LOVE Women, but there you go again, rubbing your crotch and thinking about DICKS.

Are You Hungry For Big Fat Cocks?

Go on, lick your lips and tell me again, you aren’t a little light in the loafers. I know my little wana be cocksucker that you slow down every time you pass by the adult bookstore on the service road, off the interstate.

Check Your Whore Quotient 

Do you ride the slow lane past the exit? Did you mark the time and try to count the cars in the parking lot?

I know you, bitch boy. You just want to know what it feels like to have a dripping cock-head press past your hungry lips and down your gullet. But there is something special about your needs that go beyond your craving for man meat – that keeps you denying how much of a fairy boy you could be.

Yeah right, you dick whore. Look at your own throbbing prick- that little fellow – never lies.

Stop Denying Your Cock Cravings

Go on. Say it. Perhaps it will make you feel more like a REAL MAN, instead of the perverted little wimp that you are.  Naturally its a HARD thing to admit.

SHE made me. Mistress DIRECTED me to take the exit – I was just following ORDERS. What a putz – so weak you can’t even face what you have become.

Yes, it is time to stop thinking about it and jerking over it and call for guidance. Prepare yourself to be PUSHED & PRODED towards your destiny. It won’t take much of a shove to put you on your knees and sucking every cock like the hungry bitch boy you were meant to be .. and a handy cum dumpster.

A Bright Good Morning All! It was a great Birthday week! I want to thank not only my Friends and Family for making it so special, but I have to give Big Props to my callers for the warm wishes and unexpected gifts!  I think I’m rested up after too much cake and cocktails and ready to catch you all up with some of the goings on in my world. Last week, it was a parade of tiny tools!

Dicks! How small is TOO small?

Truth be told, it wasn’t until I started working in phone sex that I discovered that there were cocks that can only be described as miniature. Before the 1st tiny tooled stroker turned on his cam, I never saw a penis under 6″ and now I’ve got a stable-full of itty bitty cocklettes.

There are 2 that have  caught my attention – for very different reasons. Even though both own appendages that you need tweezers to find, one is uncircumcised and the other is not. Normally I wax poetic about a natural cock, but even a foreskin can’t hide the fact that HARD, it looks like a twig.

Small Penis = Virgin For Life

Poor guy, so hopeful that after a few hours of pussy munching, he’ll get to dip his wick, but as soon as he whips it out, the date is over. Even the best muff divers can’t get past their inadequacies, and run when the laughter begins. I’m not surprised that after Dozens of dates, and this almost 30 year old is still a virgin!

Even Good Looks Can’t Get Some Guys Laid

All he can do is jerk it. He can’t really even stroke it, it’s so small. And jerk it he does, 3, 4 even 5 times a day he squirts while looking at my pictures. He’s deluded of course, fantasizing about Women he’d never get a 2nd date with. Saddest of all is how HANDSOME his is. Dark haired with a beautiful body, till you slide your hand into his pants, and find his raging 4 INCH dickie.

Is My Prick Too Small For You Mistress?

 I’ve heard that question from so many men without much manhood, but it never fails to CrAcK me up and reply ..

No one is truly worthless, they can always stand as a bad example.

So remember SPH boys - this MILF Mistress doesn’t care what you got under the hood, listening to your humiliation is what revs me up.