It’s a full hour of hump-a-licious tunes, naughty comedy cuts, odd news bits, and lively conversation in . . . → Read More: The Hump Day Radio Show Rides Again!]]>

Greetings fellow Kinksters! This is MILF Mistress Vivian and I’m pleased to announce – that after a long hiatus – The Hump Day Radio Show is back –every Wed. starting on November 2^nd.

It’s a full hour of hump-a-licious tunes, naughty comedy cuts, odd news bits, and lively conversation in the LWD Group’s Adult Chat Room – Community Kink.

Mark your calendars and tune in at 8 PM Eastern on November 2^nd for the resurrection of The Hump Day Radio Show on Cock Radio – The only station on the net under the total control of the Superior Sex.

Don’t Be Late! The Humping Starts @ 8

Audio Introduction

In The Mood To Use

Yes indeed gents – your . . . → Read More: You Don’t Have To Be Bad To Get A Good Spanking]]>

Good Morning Dear Readers! Grab someone you Love -and have at it – cause it’s Its Hump Day! Are you all by your lonesome today? Go on and Snatch a pillow and get to bumpin’ and warm up that dick for Mistress.

Audio Introduction

In The Mood To Use

Yes indeed gents – your gyrations are just the start of our fun. You see I woke up all happy and frisky today and in a mood to spank some ass. Oh, don’t be scared, you are far from the 1^st man, to offer up his bottom and lay across my lap. After all, I did say spanking, not beating.

The Nuances of Spanking

The Spanking Lifestyle has changed over the past 20 years – but I remember a time when our BDSM group shared party space with an out of town Spanking Club with their own set of play rules – many that were different from ours.

As with most well-run events, the House Rules were presented by both groups and I learned that for the Spankers, striking tools were not permitted. No crops, no paddles, only hands and soft sensation toys. Masters were dressed in suits or business casual and the ladies all looked ready for a night out on the town.

We found them a fun group to watch, playing pass the naughty girl around and sending notes to each other with kinky instructions. No nipple clamps, no full nudity, no heavy bondage, but it didn’t matter, the moaning and sounds of flesh striking flesh was titillating.

Now, you can’t really tell the Spankers from the D/s players

Pulling Out The Big Guns

As fun as it was to experience another kind of kink, this ole Fem Dom LOVES her sex toys. Anyway, my hands get tender so fast, but they are still – by far – my favorite tools for the warm up.

The warm up is So Important. Spending the time to slowing and gradually bring the blood up to the surface, not only makes it the prettiest pink, but also keeps the bottom from becoming leathery in the future.

As soon as I see that rosy glow, I like to start adding in some of my favorite things. The parachute cord mini flogger has a short sharp bite when flicked, but can also make the subject shiver when dragged across the tender sweet spots. A springy ruler, hard wooden spoon and then maybe the ping pong paddle, or quirt.

Oh the possibilities are endless, when you give over your sweet ass – to please your Mistress.

Good thing is they called ME. LOL! I do so LOVE props . . . → Read More: Pervertable Phone Sex]]>

Good afternoon dear ones! It was a Wicked weekend in the Wild World of Phonesex, but for some unexplainable reason, all the anal lovers – came – ah hem – without anything to shove up their  .. well you get the idea.

Good thing is they called ME. LOL! I do so LOVE props and pervertables and thought I should repost an essay with audio so you won’t ever want- for a fun addition to our sessions.

 Pervertable Phone Sex

When the Mistress on the other end of the phone asks you – What toys have you brought to play with today – are you at a loss for an answer?

Yes I know that not all callers are sex toy sluts, but that doesn’t mean we can’t both use our imagination and find something fun to play with, no matter where you are.

Like Some Delicious Pain with Your Phone Sex?

For my CBT and spanking lovers, a quick trip to the kitchen when you call from home, can garner some fun items. Grab a wooden spoon, shot glass, roll of plastic wrap, and the pizza cutter.

That small cutting board looks like fun so does the wire whisk. If you dig around in the junk draw, there may just be some butcher twine, or bag clips, to add to your growing pile of pervertables.  Not for the faint of heart, find that box of emergency candles and experience some sensual wax play.  

If you are an anal slut and don’t have total delivery privacy.

It is nearly impossible to have that big dildo delivered to your home, but you can go rummage in the refrigerator, to find just the right veggie for us to use. That super sized cucumber or tapered carrot could be your best friend on today’s sweet and nasty phone sex call.  

Of course whenever something is shoved up your ass, there should always be lube.

Sure you could use your Wife’s $60 night cream to grease it up, but there’s a cheap and handy lube, somewhere in the kitchen cabinets, that big tub of Crisco.  Scoop up a big blob, plop it on a plate, and be ready for Mistress to fuck you like a girl!

Just Got Time for a Lunch Time Quickie?

If you are planning a Nooner today, take a few minutes before you had to work and make something that will amuse us both.

Fill a condom with water, close it tight with a rubber band, and slip it into the freezer. By the time you rush home, for a lunchtime quickie, your Penis Popsicle will be ready for use.  Was it hard to concentrate, thinking about the frozen treat, becoming rock hard, just like your twitching dick?

Yes indeed boys & gurls, all you have to do is put your perverted thinking cap on, and we can add a new dimention to your next phone sex session. 

Stuck at the office, and your boner just won’t quit?

Aww darlin’, just take a peek in your desk draw.

That ruler, two pencils and handful of rubber bands, will do just fine.  Are there just too many people around today, to even whisper your need to your Fem Dom, on the phone?  Lock your door and book a naughty text session and no one will be any the wiser, or notice your throbbing cock, hidden under the desk.

Today doesn’t have to be another one of THOSE Mondays, not when MILF Mistress Vivian is just a phone call away.

Yesterday I received an e-mail from one . . . → Read More: A New Cocksucker In Town]]>

Hello dear readers! It is another Hotter Than Hell day in my part of Texas – guaranteed to climb over 104 F before the sun sets. This summer has set records, burned up my garden, and keeps me hunkered in the house. That’s life in The Lone Star State!

Yesterday I received an e-mail from one of my tasty boys who has a deep craving for his first taste of cock,  and wrote me to tell me about how he fulfilled his fantasy. I wasn’t surprised he went out searching for dick, what I noticed was how wonderful a writer he is, and how his story got his Auntie’s pink parts a tingling. With his kind permission, I am sharing it with you today.

Searching For The Perfect Cock

This was a fantasy of mine for a long time. I had fantasized about men’s dicks off and on for a long time. I even got off on some anal toys eventually too. But I never had the opportunity or knew where to look for a real guy trying to get off. For a while it grew into me fantasizing about men while looking at pictures of hung guys’ dicks and guys getting blowjobs from women.

I then found a gay ad in our university blog ,  a top looking for a sub

I pictured myself sucking, licking it, etc… I figured I’d better go with it and see if I really am missing anything. I e-mailed him with a picture of myself just telling him I was interested. He quickly responded with his phone number and just said to call. I was so nervous I could barely dial the number, but I managed. He said “have you done this before?”

I said, “no.”

He continued asking, “are you sure you want to do this?”

I said, “yes.” I hardly said anything on the phone. We agreed to meet at 9:00. He gave me his address and told me to call if I get lost or anything.

Preparing For Deep Throat Destiny

I thought to myself I want to be as feminine as possible. My pubic area was already shaven, so I started to shave my legs. It was tougher than I expected, but I got most of it done. When I got dressed I put on a pair of panties

I left for his place around 8:15. I knew it wouldn’t take that long but I didn’t want to be late. I found his apartment pretty easily, which was in a pretty rough area though. I was pretty nervous about the situation. I was thinking of all the things that could go wrong or why I might regret this. I left all my stuff in my car, except for the keys, and locked the door. I knocked on the door gently. He answered immediately, thank God. He had some jazz playing, and looked to be quite a knowledgeable reader judging by the number of books filling all the walls. He introduced himself as Jason. He was a pretty average looking guy, wearing business casual clothes. He asked, “do you want a beer?”

“Sure.”

He brought me a Heineken and we both sat down on two separate couches facing each other. He asked about where I’m from, what I do for a living, etc.,. He touched himself now and then during all this small talk. I kept thinking of that picture of his dick. It felt like foreplay to me, but I wasn’t sure if it was suppose to be or not. After we finished the first beer, he asked, “so what made you realize you want to try this?”

I quickly answered him something about my fantasizing about it. I was trying to predict where it’d go from here. I asked about him.

He said, “my friend growing up told me he’s gay in high school. He sucked my dick and I’ve been into it since. Are you single?”

I answered, “yes.” I wasn’t sure if he was considering dating me or what. But I asked, “what about you?”

Doing the Low Down

“No, my fiance lives in a different state. I’m just here temporarily for work. She has no idea. So how about we do this.” My heart jumped having heard this. He started undoing his belt. I took this as a cue to get into my position. I got down between his legs and on my knees, kneeling in front of him. He pulled it out. It was already big and hard.

I always pictured my first blowjob to start by sucking the guy’s balls, but he had his hand rubbing his so I intended to start with his dick instead. I was still pretty nervous, though excited with all the anticipation. I grabbed his dick and felt the whole thing up and down a couple times. I looked up at him to see him looking down at me. I told him, “I’ve never felt another guy’s dick before, I love the feeling.”

He told me, “you’ll get used to it.”

I finally put my mouth to it. He moaned a little immediately. I felt the head in my mouth and started swirling my tongue over it. Then I started bobbing my head. He guided my head gently. I closed my eyes and put more concentration into it. I tried going deeper in my mouth but I gagged just a little. He said, “hold on.”

I removed my head from him as he stood up. He pulled his pants down to his ankles and sat back down in one quick move. He grabbed my head and guided me lower, and told me “start sucking these.”

I extended my tongue, and licked between his balls. I tried to get one of them in my mouth, but to not avail. His moans were noticeably louder when I licked them.

I continued licking his balls for a minute or so before continuing on his dick again. He said, “stand up for me.”

“OK,” I said as I stood up.

The Pink Panties Says It All

“Take off your pants, if you don’t mind. Get comfortable.”

I started by taking off my shirt. He reached for my chest and felt around. Then I took off my pants with relative ease. I saw him notice the panties, to which he just smiled. He stopped me there, and pulled me toward him. He put his mouth on my left nipple and started sucking. I wrapped my arms around him. He took his hands and put them on my ass. He started feeling up and down.

He turned me around and pulled the panties down to my knees. He said, “you have a nice, feminine bubble butt,” he said. If you come over again, we’ll go a little further.” He then stood up, and I felt his dick between my ass. “Go back to what you were doing before.”

I felt dirty but pretty turned on having the panties around my knees at this point. I kneeled in front of him again. This time I licked his balls right away. His moans gained some momentum, and then I went to bobbing my head on his dick. This time I tried doing it with much more confidence. I went faster and a little deeper. I tasted the saltiness of his pre-cum.

He said, “lick my balls again.” I complied eagerly. He stroked his dick for a minute or two while I was doing that. I was really into it at this point. He whispered, “I’m going to cum!”.

Forever a Cum Dumpster

I wasn’t sure what to do! I hesitated and felt a little get on the very top of my head. I opened my mouth wider and got into position to catch it in my mouth. I felt several large spurts of cum land in my mouth. I had the urge to swallow it right away. But I tried waiting until he was completely done, to show it all off to him as a badge of honor that I am swallowing all his cum. I looked up at him and smiled with a huge gulp. I ran my fingers through my hair to taste the little bit that escaped. I licked the length of his dick a couple times, which made him moan.

When I felt him go completely soft I stood up. We both got dressed. He asked, “how was it?”

“That was great. I wish I didn’t wait so long to experience that.” I went home, very content with myself.

Cock Sucking Dreams

Isn’t Mother Nature a BITCH? I know you must curse her daily – for giving you an appendage that matches how you feel – small. Darn shame too! It isn’t like you are stupid, or ugly or lacking any redeeming . . . → Read More: SPH Putting Your Meager Meat In Lock-up]]>

Hey you! You with the substandard junk, you should listen and obey your Mistress.

Isn’t Mother Nature a BITCH? I know you must curse her daily – for giving you an appendage that matches how you feel – small. Darn shame too! It isn’t like you are stupid, or ugly or lacking any redeeming qualities – it’s just you are half a man.

Living in Dating Hell

You’ve tried dating, but when it’s Dinner & a Movie # 3, she’s going to begin to wonder if you’re GAY. Are you worried that when you start mack’in -that her hands will start wandering to your lap, and find out there’s nothing worth grabbing? You won’t even get a chance to show her your only redeeming quality, that long thick tongue. What a shame for you, but a great amusement for me.

There is really only one path for a guy with a penis so small all the girls ask – Is it in yet? You’ll never make it as a real man, so it’s time to make that wee willie, even more insignificant than it already is, by locking it away from your wandering hands.

Putting Your Meager Meat In Lock-up

I’m thinking it may be time for a chastity belt, one with numbered tags and small enough to lock away your underdeveloped penis. It is time to put your mind to rights; time to get your brain back where it belongs- on your Mistress.

A chastity device would, at the very least, make your basket look like a real man’s in your gabardine suit. Admit it wanker boy, you are weary of pulling your prick incessantly and being left with a feeling of hollow emptiness. It is clear you have no control when it comes to your cocklett, and Mistress has to take drastic measures.

It won’t be the easy direction, but it will stop your hands from diddling your dick from sun up to sundown, so you can focus your time and attention on the one you Adore & Serve.

Old Mistress sees you slut! Don’t even try to hide it, you’ve been caught red-handed and the blush creeping up your neck proves . . . → Read More: MILF Mistress Catches You Red-Handed]]>

Would you believe it dear ones? I step out to run an errand today, leaving the houseboy in charge and what do I come back to?

A Panty Pilferer! Caught Red Handed

Old Mistress sees you slut! Don’t even try to hide it, you’ve been caught red-handed and the blush creeping up your neck proves it.

Take those hands from behind you back and show me what you have.

Hesitation?

That will cost you slut, now show me.

Gasp!

Whose panties are those?

Your Mistress knows they aren’t hers, nor are they any pair a slut like you are allowed.

Fess up, who’s hamper have you been pilfering?

Yes, you best keep those eyes down, you naughty thing, while Mistress makes them into a pretty hat for you.

The Panty Boy Gets His Punishment

Yes, just the right touch for the dinner party tonight.

Not only something to amuse our kinky guests, but also remind you of your error and keep you mind on your duties party slut.

Now sit there in the corner and think about how humiliating it will be, when the doorbell rings tonight and you have to answer it, wearing two pairs of panties and lovely blue apron.

The Humilation Continues

 Of course there will be laughing, and no doubt some questions.

To make the evening move smoothly, you will reply to any queries about your panty bonnet –

The man slut is learning the errors of his ways.

Any further questions will be directed to your Mistress.

Shoo!  Off with you, till you are called. Do not speak unless spoken to, and no wiggling.

Distracting your Mistress as she works with fidgeting, will gain you 20 with attitude – in my swing.

What’s the matter precious? You wish to beg forgiveness? Your salvation is just a phone call away.

Did you memorize it as instructed?