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The Slut and Rachel the Blow-up Doll

Mistress Vivian Your Twisted Erotic Entertainer 1-800-356-6169

No One Wanted to Screw Him – – –  So We Bought him a Blow-up Doll

Bless his heart; he couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a handful of pardons. It wasn’t because he had a tiny dick, the slut was swinging a full 7.5 inches. He had a good job, dressed nicely – but so shy, the ladies just laughed.

Timid is Not Sexy

He came to me for help, his libido was driving him nuts – and claimed he would do ANYTHING to have the chance to stick his big dick into something pretty. Like they say.. be careful what you wish for. That got my brain percolating.

Anything? I gathered up my BFFs and we started to plot – er, plan an evening of slut entertainment. We tossed around some ideas; Miss Crystal suggested the giant lazy susan, Kelly’s vote was for a panty fashion show, but I wanted to arrange something new for our amusement.

Did He Say – ANYTHING?

Silly man – he has no idea what he is offering. However, he is a lucky slut because he came to me, a BDSM practitioner and known Trainer of pitiful males and cheeky houseboys.

Dang! It would be illegal for me to hire him a `ho in Texas. We will have to use a substitute, one that tells no tales. What could be better than a date that comes in a box? We grabbed our purses and headed for the dirty bookstore on the service road of the highway, a few miles out of town. We were a bunch of silly, giggling girls on a mission, and we were heading straight for the wall of blow-up dolls. A whole wall!

Who Knew a Blow-up Doll Ran the Gambit? Isn’t Variety Grand?

The sales lady inquired if she could be of assistance, and we gladly accepted. There must have been 50 of them to choose from. She started with the hair color, then skin tone, and it wasn’t long before she narrowed down our choices to just 2 tri-hole plastic hotties. Decisions, decisions What’s a kinky gal to do?

Introducing Rachael
The SexyEroticBeautiful – Best in Low Lighting, Blow-up Doll

Check back Friday for Part 2 of The Slut & Rachel the Blow-up Doll

12 comments to The Slut and Rachel the Blow-up Doll

  • Hahahaha! I’m so confused! Is it the doll people are perving over, or Me? I have to say, I wouldn’t blame anyone if it were the doll–she definitely has better tits than Me! Heck, I’ll admit I’d give them a good going-over Myself! Fun blog post, Miss Viv, and even funnier comments section!

  • michael

    I am embarrassed to admit that I used to “make” these dolls from time to time. I would get out a bunch of mom’s things and sort of build one around some bolsters etc from the back of our sofa. It was like a “pretend girlfriend”. The reality is if you are a bit shy and insecure about what you have to offer it makes you feel safe.

    • Vivian

      Life is harder when you are shy, but I like shy fellows. Sometimes I am fortunate enough to bring them out of their shells. I think it’s pretty inventave to make your own love doll! You come to Miss Viv .. shyness is no problem Happy New Year, precious.

      • michael

        Thank you. Yes, shyness w ladies is hard. Thank you for the compliment on inventiveness. I have never told a soul about this. When you “make” dolls you can dress them as you like and you do not need be intimidated by them. You can (if you have it) put them in the perfect lingerie.

  • kevin

    Dear Mistress Vivian, what an outstanding opening sentence: “Bless his heart; he couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a handful of pardons.” (A fan of The Big Bang Theory?) That sounds like me, Mistress! I wonder if you could help me too? Full disclosure: I’ve been jerking off to Rachel. Her cleavage is wonderful to behold, and proved too much for me. Well, I’ve also been doing the same to your photos. Am I too far gone for help? Sincerely, Kevin

    • Vivian

      Oh that’s such an old joke. The original is – you couldn’t get laid on a troup train ect.. 🙂 Yes I luff Big Bang. Can I help you? Of course I can .. wisdom comes with experiene. I have to agree with you about Miss Rachael’s bosum .. very tempting.

  • spotry

    I’d like to inflate Rachel!

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