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Ouch! Mistress Viv Stepped In It

Oh my dear readers – this has been a hell of a day – and it’s barely past Noon!  After a night of tossing and turning, I gave up trying to sleep before dawn.  The morning was so nice and cool,  I took my coffee and  birding accouterments for a quick jaunt down to  the banks of the Red River to see if I could catch some of my winged friends migrating North.  

I tell you Friends there is nothing like watching the sun rise up over the river, where its so peaceful and almost untouched by humans. Finding the perfect spot with a wide view I put down a blanket on the river bank with my field glasses and scanned the horizon for any of the 629 species that migrate through TEXAS.  

I was So excited to see a flock of Bohemian Waxwings 

I didn’t notice or care about the few ants marching up my pant leg.

Not till they started biting!  And biting! Jumping up I realized I had set my blanket right on top of a fire ant hill! Thankfully I was in such a secluded spot, I could rip off my jeans and shake the bastards out and trot – very quickly back to my car.   

Lordy boys & girls my beautiful legs are a sight!


 There are tiny little blisters running up from my delicate ankles, all the way up to my slim hips. Thankfully quick thinking by my birder partner, who doused me down with freezing cold water, and along with a triple helping of benadryl – I’ve been able to keep the damage down to a minimum.  Needless to say, Mistress is trying not to scratch. 

Now I’m back taking your sweet & nasty phone sex calls, and sounding extra sexy because of the meds! Don’t forget to check out the audio recording  of the 2nd Call In Chat of In The Boudoir w/ Constance & Vivian – Lables. What’s yours & how do you define it? 

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