No Toys? No Problem
When the Mistress on the other end of the phone asks you – What toys have you brought to play with today – are you at a loss for an answer? Sure your Miss Viv knows that not all callers are toy sluts, but that doesn’t mean we can’t both use our imaginations, and find something fun to play with, no matter where you are.
For my CBT and spanking lovers, a quick trip to the kitchen when you call from home, can garner some fun items. Grab a wooden spoon, shot glass, roll of plastic wrap, and the pizza cutter. Now what else do you see? That small cutting board looks like fun so does the wire whisk, and if you dig around in the junk draw, there may just be some butcher twine, or bag clips, to add to your growing pile of pervertables. For the not faint of heart, find that box of emergency candles, and experience, wax play. Remember to grab a pair of scissors, for safety’s sake.
What if you are an anal slut, but don’t have the privacy, to have that big dildo delivered to your home? Rummage in the refrigerator, to find just the right sized veggie, and wash it well. That super sized cucumber, or tapered carrot could be your best friend on today’s sweet and nasty phone sex call. Of course whenever something is shoved up your ass, there should always be lube. Sure you could use your Wife’s $60 night cream to grease it up, but there’s a cheap and handy lube, somewhere in the kitchen cabinets, that big tub of Crisco. Scoop up a big blob, plop it on a plate, and be ready to get used.
If you are planning a Nooner w/ Miss Viv, take a few minutes before you had to work and make something that will amuse us both. Fill a condom with water, close it tight with a rubber band, and slip it into the freezer. By the time you rush home, for a lunchtime quickie, your Penis Popsicle will be ready for use. Was it hard to concentrate, thinking about the frozen treat, becoming rock hard, just like your dick?
Stuck at the office, and your boner just won’t quit? Aww darlin’, just take a peek in your desk draw. That ruler, two pencils and handful of rubber bands, will do just fine. Are there just too many people around today, to even whisper your need to your Fem Dom, on the phone? Lock your door and book a text session, noone will be any the wiser, or notice your throbbing cock, hidden under the desk.
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July 17th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Oh my goodness Ms Vivian, those are such WONDERFUL ideas for sluts that get horny in a pinch and want some “serious” play. I think Everyone should read this so they can get creative with making household items a kinky toy.
July 19th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I want Vivian pervertables!!
August 29th, 2008 at 11:10 am
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