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Here comes Miss Vivian’s Monday Morning Rant.

Your always-sunny Mistress, who just LOVES early morning erotic storytelling phone sex, is a tad frustrated by some of her callers’ poor quality equipment. No, no I’m not fussing about you darlings, who call for small penis humiliation; I’m getting pissy about low-end and no volume phones.

Imagine this my dear gents..

You finally got up the courage to call that lovely Fem Dom, Miss Vivian again.  You are so excited to tell someone with skills in cuckold couples, all about your humiliating and exhilarating weekend experience that is still fresh in your mind. You’ve even throw caution to the wind, loading up an hour of sweet and nasty phone sex and try not to touch your morning boner, aching for release.

Your meat twitches as you hear her voice and remember the last cockteasing Miss Viv dished out, and hardly stutter through a polite hello, before you start to spill your secrets. What? Speak up. Say again darlin’. Are you in a cave?

Now really dear ones lets get something perfectly clear.

Miss Vivian has the finest and most up to date equipment so she can enjoy hearing your tales, and guiding you along to a fulfilling start to your working day. However, nothing starts MY day off worse then spending time repeating myself, over and over and over again, all because a caller has a 12$ phone.

Sigh. Lazy is all it is. Pure and simple, it is a lack of priorities.

So, come on gents, sluts and sissy bois, time to upgrade your Phone.

And while you’re at it, get a head set!

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