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Dare to Dance – Dares to Hump!

Good Morning dear Readers! After a very dusty few days here in The Lone Star State, it has faired off to blue and beautiful! There wasn’t a single gust to help me up the 1/4 mile incline, but it felt good to be in the crisp morning air. About half way to the old cemetery I decided to change my direction and see what was up over at the Fire House. Just as I had hoped, the lovely weather brought all the trucks out for a good washing! I call that a lucky day, Firemen in wet t-shirts.

HUMP-A-LICIOUS NEWS!

The Hump Day Radio Show welcomes Miss Cassidy from Dare to Dance as my Guest Cock Jock on Wednesday January 25th.  It’s too long since Cock Radio fans have had the pleasure of hearing our Princess remind the listeners..

 If you want to get laid – you got to learn how to DANCE!

Join me, Lifestyle Mistress Vivian in the Community Kink Chat Room at 7:30 PM and get warmed up for the One Time Hump Day Radio Show Event, LIVE on Cock Radio.

 

Hey! Don’t forget that the Lovely Miss Alexis is hosting in the chat room 3 days a week!

Check out her chat schedule.

 

 

 

 


 

Your MILF Mistress’ Birthday Week of Amusing Phonesex Calls

Hello cuppy cakes! I am having The BEST time this week, and I thought I’d share some of the highlights! Already this week I have been gifted with wana be jizz gobbler’s first ever slurping up the load. He told me when we did a little per-session chit chat, that he had tried a dozen times and always chickened out! Well dear ones .. that sounded like a challenge to me. So I rolled out my most seductive voice and naughty vocabulary, tied up his full balls and got Busy!

Auntie Viv Says Be Careful What You Wish For

With his drip pan on the floor and his cock in hand I allowed him to stroke downward, having him bend down every so often and touch the cold ceramic plate with the tip of his cock. Instructing him to make a nice puddle of goo for me in his hand, and after just a few squeezes told him to slap his hand up to his mouth and think of Mistress’ wet pussy.

Your Gagging  Makes Me Laugh!

Oh dear .. he almost blew it then .. but I wasn’t finished with my encouragement, he needed to know that he was going to empty his tied up balls in his hand,  prove his devotion – and please me by licking every spurt up!

Oh yes, my darling new cum dumpster sucked it up, in one fell swoop, and promptly gagged like a prom date! Oh how I laughed when I told him that I agreed with him, it can be some nasty goo! But he did it and can cross Splooge Sucking off his “I Never” list!

Quickie Of The Week or I can Make You Cum in How Many Minutes?

Most of my morning callers are Very busy men with demanding jobs. However, they are such a horny bunch that sometimes, even a few words from their Mistress, and they spew like fountains WAY before the clock hits 10 minutes. There’s many that can’t get much past 8 minutes, but there is one very special sissy slut who has beaten everyone in the Quickie department – my darling Joey Girl. Perched precariously over his big dildo, I whispered my orders to my favorite fag – take it to the root baby .. down down down.  Without another word he took it deep and I quickly ordered .. UP UP UP!

Well dear ones, that’s all about it took and sissy girl Joey was calling my name and thanking me –  and all in under 4 minutes!

Cake! Candles! & a  Singing Slut!

Can you imagine my Friends, how pleased I was when slut wilma called today to wish me an early Happy Birthday? Not only did the dear slut leave a BIG bouquet of virtual flowers for me at the desk, but he truly showed his adoration for me when he turned on his video cam. There he was, in new sheer panties, holding a slice of cake with a lit candle and singing to me!! I was truly touched

What a way to start a session. With dildo Fred stuck to the file cabinet, wilma painted her lips whore red and showed his Fem Dom what an excellent cock gobbler he is!  I can’t hardly wait till next Thursday when I have him alone in his office, ready, willing and able to be all I need and want from a submissive sissy slut, in my care.

Yes indeed, it has been a GREAT week so far – because of the care and attention my guys have showered upon me as I celebrate another fabulous year here on Mother Earth.

Thank you Gents! You make a sexy ole gal Very Happy!

 

 


 

Should a Mature Mistress Stop Counting The Years?

 

Good Monday all! What a wonderful day it is today in Texas, slightly overcast with a light breeze got me up and in the garden early this morning. There’s always something to fuss with in my little patch, and today I spent a few hours trimming branches and picking up trash that the wind blew in yesterday. From the looks of it, my neighborhood was partying hardy – all weekend long!

I know  some of you think  those kind of chores should be left to The Helpers, and not the Mistress of the House - but like cooking, there are some duties I truly enjoy. Those few hours in the garden, puttering and teasing the horny dude next door, may be renewing – but they also remind my body,  that it is only a few days till I tick off another year gone by.

Aging is not ‘lost youth’ but a new stage of opportunity and strength. Betty Friedan (1921-2006)

I’ve always been truthful about my age, I figure it is something to boast about – making it through another year and starting the new one, better than the last.  I try my best to keep my still pert ass moving and accept the fact that I am now elegible for membership in AARP and a free coffee at Micky D’s. So when ever I am reminded by life that I’m no longer a young gal,  I remember these words from a darling male submissive who heard me complain about being old …

You aren’t OLD till you stop having FUN!

So when this Friday rolls around and I’m ready to blow out the candles – I will wish that the fun I am having with all of YOU will continue to keep me young!

 

Birthday Bash in the Chat Room on Wednesday Night @ 7:30 PM est. Gifts Not Required

 

 

 


 

Cock Jock Vivian LIVE on The Hump Day Radio Show

Hello dear readers! It’s been a cray hectic start to the new year for this busy Fem Dom. Horny fellows and sissy sluts have been calling me day in and out this month – and I’ve barely had time to keep up with my e-mail. So here is a quick update, to keep you in the loop!

My call schedule has been updated

I have finished a new audio Tears Will Do

Your MILF Mistresses is growing, with new posts from both myself and Ms Sloane

Tonight is going to be fun, as always on The Hump Day Radio Show. What’s most exciting for me is that the kinky Miss Hunter has moved her time slot to 9 PM est and be LIVE right after my show.  I can’t wait to warm up the chat room and bumps slots with a favorite Mistress of mine.

The Hump Day Radio Show on Cock Radio

Don’t Be Late! The Humpin’ Starts @ 8

 


 

Sluts to the Left of Me Faggots to the Right

Hello dear readers! Have you ever woke up with a song in your brain and just know it’s going to be a great day? I have Stuck in the Middle with You making a groove in my brain with the tune .. but my perverted side keeps changing the words to fit my mood.

Your MILF Mistress LOVES Sluts

Last week was just GRAND, with male sluts, wana-be cock whores and horny fag boys calling my phonesex line to confess their naughty proclivities. What made these calls so exciting to me, is that I love sluts, especially the ones that have a treasure trove of sex toys at the ready for me to use on them.  One of my favorite callers is a  darling man slut who deserves  extra Kudos for bringing something, or should I say someone- to the session that really got my panties damp!

Phone Sex for Couples

I’ve written before about my newest pet, Bouncy Mark – who rides my strap-on with wild abandon and cums like a CHAMP. He’s always FUN to control and play with, but just last night he surprised me by introducing me to his love partner, Miss Bethy – who like our bouncy boy – just adores sucking cock. What a blast, hearing her gobble up Marky’s hard cock – knowing she was following my directions.

Friends I can’t begin to explain how exciting it is to have 2 to direct on an erotic phone session – when they are both eager and ready to be put through their paces.

Fortunate is the Slut Who Finds a Kinky Girl

Most of my single fellows only fantasize about a partner who will use them like a Lifestyle Fem Dom can. They dream about me, while I try to point them in the right direction to find a Superior Woman to train them up right. Suggesting they share their kinks with their lovers, scares them more than dark ally at midnight. I can understand their trepidation, but Bouncy Mark and Miss Bethy showed that it can be done and done with a great result.

All you have to do is try a little honesty.

 


 

Sissy Girls Secret Santa Yourself!

Good Morning dear Readers! It has been balls to the walls busy around here, with lots of naughty phone sex calls and holiday preparations, it’s been so hard to find time to write! However, while I was cleaning out some files, I found an oldie but goodie from 2009 that is perfect to share . . . → Read More: Sissy Girls Secret Santa Yourself!