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Naughty Mistress Vivian Let’s The Pussy Out Of The Bag

I am such a Naughty Mistress, with just a little bit of evil thrown in. If you’ve read my recent post on Domination Boot Camp, you already know – I asked a question – what was the  1st that popped in your mind,when you read the title: BDSM Mistress Vivian Is Going to Rock Your Cock.

Naughty Mistress Viv Never Asks a Question Before She Knows The Answer

“Never ask a question, if you don’t know what the answer will be”,  has been the 1st rule every law student learns, ever  since the days of Emperor Claudius.  There weren’t Lawyers, or as they were called “advocates” – before the Emperor abolished the bans on fees, and advocacy became a legal profession. If your history facts were archived to the back files of your brain – the day after you graduated,  the era was pre-Christ.

Isn’t it a little evil posing a question, when the true intent – is failure? Could be that’s just being a Naughty Mistress, who loves a good hat trick. However, I have to confess I compounded the evil, by teasing them – using their sexual fantasies to throw them off track.

If You Can’t Take the Tease Get the Heck Out of My Dungeon

It isn’t difficult for an old Fem Dom, to manipulate and muddle and a man’s brain, to my advantage. With 10 years of phone sex entertaining and 20 years of BDSM sex play, under my belt – you guys don’t have a tinker’s chance in hell – to out think me.

I know sluts, especially submissive sluts. So let’s see if, even with one big-assed hint here on Fem Domain, guess – How is Mistress, going to rock your cock? Do you hope any of the following?

Naughty Mistress V’s Predictions

You hope Mistress will rock your cock, sliding up and down shaft with her tiny snow-white hands. Not a bad guess. This sexy cougar is from the era, when a hand job, was more than enough, to sastify a dinner date.

No?

Maybe you dream about me sitting between your wide spread legs, tickling your balls with my waist length hair, and watch it grow hard. However, for a slut like you – that just a bit of foreplay. Nope that isn’t rocking, not until I scoot closer and wrap my soft and ample breasts around your aching man-meat.

Not your cuppa cum?

Perhaps it could be rocking your cock with a penis pump, while my girl friend grinds her pussy on your face. That’s MY personal favorite!

Could it be All of the Above? It matters not dear ones – because the pussy is out of the bag, and the answer is…

Tomorrow I’ll be Rocking The Cock @ 4 PM Eastern LIVE on Cock Radio.
Follow the link for ALL the details about this sexy adult’s only event.

 

Naughty Mistress Vivian is going to Rock Your Cock! 1-800-356-6169

 

The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage by Midori

The Art of Japanese Bondage Within our modest home library of all things kinky, is a signed copy of The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage, by Midori. Many years ago I had the honor to meet the Author, and present her with gifts from our D/s Lifestyle social group. Meeting Ms Midori, (she’s not as big as a minute) remains one of the high lights of my scene life.

I was asked by our social group to present a short talk about meeting Midori and her special book. Safety was the first topic, as it should be with any BDSM demonstration. The simplest forms bondage carry risks, from nerve damage to rope burns, education is the key to an erotic bondage experience.

The Basics before Midori’s Magic

As her submissives gracefully laid out the Goddesses’ tools of the trade, she explained the safety basics, using a beautiful man and Sharpies to illustrate.

For beginners, knowing where NOT to bind and how to check the condition of the bottom, will help to avoid the most prevalent injuries. The illustration below shows the areas of nerves & blood vessels to carefully consider when planning any kind of bondage play.

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The Beauty of Japanese Bondage

Then She began to weave pure white rope around a sexy fem sub, without a wasted motion, her hands fashioned a dress of cotton bindings, tight in all the right places. It was thing of beauty, that beginner could learn. The evening ended with the most remarkable work of Art – tied in tandem, immobile – but appearing like birds in flight.

For an in-depth look at BDSM best practices covering a wider spectrum of kink, BDSM WIKI is a great site to jump-start your knowledge.

As promised, my book report

The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage

A beautifully photographed book from The Greenery Press, Ms Midori, the undisputed expert in Japanese style bondage.  She opens up about her personal history and the history of bondage from ancient times to the modern.

The book has clear safety guidelines and step by step instructions with photographs. Even the inexperience can master the basics of rope play and turn their submissive into a work of art. Types of ropes and bindings are covered in full detail, makes choosing the right materials easy and cost effective.

The Seductive Art of Japanese Bondage is a comprehensive guide for beginners and the most proficient. So beautifully produced, it would make wonderful gift and the perfect addition to any BDSM library.

Dirty Boys & Tiny Men Two Varieties of Sluts

Dirty Boys Can Be Crafty

Dirty Boys Do The Nicest Things!

I don’t know what your May was like, but mine was filled with dirty boys, tiny men & precious pets. For a phone sex entertainer, that’s a triple delight.

Dirty Boys Do The Nicest Things!

There are several very generous fellows in my slut stable, wilma the road trip slut being one of them. What makes him worthy of note, is that he leaves his gifts at the desk, before we are connected – AND – he finishes his assignments, even when they take some effort.

He is a favorite to show off for my fellow Mistresses, and never fails to be an amusing & really dirty `ho. Look up at the pretty panties he crafted, just for his Mistress V pleasure.

Tiny Men a Rare Treat

Tiny guys seem to pop up out of nowhere, and they tend to come in waves. Naturally, I’m delighted to hear from them, with their squeaky voices, cowering in a corner. It can be oh so dangerous for a wee fellow on the loose in a big house. They could be squashed under my foot, or hiding in a robe pocket – that’s headed for the wash.

Don’t forget, Miss Kitty is a mouser extraordinaire. One peek at her, and that mini man is up my leg like a Caribbean coconut climber. Poor things – they overshoot their mark, and get all tangled up in my hairy pussy. Funny. None of them has ever complained.

Do you think that they are so cute and pocket-sized, that they aren’t also horny sluts, begging for permission to slip into my most private places? They can try, but all they will get is a face-to-face introduction with my 4-legged pussy. 😉

MILF Mistress Vivian’s Precious Pet

It is said, and I believe it to be true; that – variety is the spice of life. Why there are cuckolds, sissy boys, fellows with tiny dicks, shy guys – why I could go on and on. But I won’t – I’ll just get to the point and let you know the next post will be all about Vivian’s best boy – my pet – mower monkey.

Check out YMM & say hello to the new MILF in town, naughty Daphne.

If April Showers Bring May Flowers What Do May Flowers Bring?

Its Masturbation May 2017

Masturbation May Has Cum At Last!

What do May flowers bring? Why #Masturbation May of course! I thought it might be fun to use the bounty of springtime, and make it kinky.

To get this party started visit Your MILF Mistresses, you’ll see I have a little contest going, I’ve named Pull Your Pickle. You can win bragging rights , as Vivian’s Pickle Pet.

Mistress’ Masturbation May Kinky Ideas

As I was working in my garden last week, trimming deadwood and cleaning out the flowerbeds, I pricked my fingers on the rose bush, and I thought – wonder what that would feel like, raked across a quivering bottom. The very notion of that scene, poked at the Sadist in me, and made my pink parts tingle.

You can trust me, the blooms may be small, but the thorns are Huge devils.

When Pain is Beautiful

The annoying little yipper dog across the street brought me out of my fantasy, and common sense took over. Damaging my toys – is never part of the plan. So, whatever could I do, that would give me the same thrill without possible injury, I want to figure out..

Time flies, when you are puttering in the garden, especially when the naughty side of your brain is in charge. Scrubbing out the bird baths, I mentally flipped through pictures of the fauna and flora I remember – from girlhood to today. I know the feel and sound of a fresh willow or peach switch, laid across the thighs, but it lacked any elegance.

Once again I was pulled from my daydream by another neighborhood annoyance, the sergeant of the grackles, winding up his voice – from the tippy top of the cedar tree. Instead of grabbing my gun, I locked up the sheds and retreated to the cool of the casa, and powered up my computer.

Swing For Spring

I hummed an old nursery rhyme, Here We Go Gathering Nuts in May, as I put the machine through its paces, searching for the perfect prop to swing for spring. I was looking for thorn- less, blooming plants, and it didn’t take very long before the title of a book we own – Screw The Roses – Send Me The Thorns, popped up. Ah ha!

That’s all it took, to remember the chapter I read that included a kinky welcome to spring – including the name of the flowering bush, perfectly suited to my needs.
The branches are long, thin and covered in tiny yellow flowers.

Meet Your Future ….

Kinky Session Ideas for Masturbation May

 The Forsythia

Is there something growing in your garden to fit the bill? Go cut Mistress some switches and let’s get crackin’ on celebrating MasturbationMay! Post your ideas in the comments below.

Check back next week for another kinky session idea …
Oh you DIRTY boy!

The Trouble With Compulsive Masturbation

When jerking off becomes c compulsive masturbation

Jerking Until Your Fist Cramps?

 

Compulsive Masturbation? Is that your trouble? Cock Strokers, MILF Mistress Vivian is wondering just how many times a day you jerk that cock? Once? For your morning wood? That’s barely a warm up for you. Twice? Shoot – the 2nd one is just to conk you out for the night.

Just How Many Times A Day Do You Pound Your Prick?

Mind you guys, this is only my opinion, but it is based on 8 years of listening and watching y’all jerk it like horny monkeys. When I ask the question – how many times did you cum today, I am no longer surprised to hear double digit numbers.

It must be so humiliating to confess your nasty proclivities- when even a jaded old gal like me – gasps in amazement. Really! How the heck can you get anything done, with one fist hanging onto your dick, cranking out #4?

The Truth About Compulsive Masturbation

I have a theory about compulsive masturbators, and I test on my callers who can’t keep it in their pants.  Curious now, aren’t you?  The you may click the Listen To Mistress Vivian link, and learn something today.

 Even better – call 1-800-356-6169 and ask for Vivian’s special Wank Less & Enjoy It More Training.

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Where In The World Is The Sexy Empress of Happy Endings?

Sexy Empress Vivian Is RTG!

Have you been wondering where your sexy Empress Vivian has been? I can understand that, after all, Fem Domain has never gone 30 days without a post, but I’ll catch y’all up a bit! I wrote, not long ago that I was officially semi-retired, and taking some time . . . → Read More: Where In The World Is The Sexy Empress of Happy Endings?