April 2014
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Jerking Your Junk. Is It Ever Too Much?

Dick Diddler

Good Evening Stroker Dudes! Today your MILF Mistress Vivian has a question for you ….

How much junk jerking is just too much?

This subject came up <pun intended> last week when an interesting fellow called and told me, he had already jerked off 3 times that day, and it wasn’t even Noon! When I asked him how many times he could drop a batch in the next 30 minutes and he replied – How many would Mistress want – he had my attention. Y’all must know by now that this mature Mistress – AKA The Empress of Happy Endings, is all about the Big Finish – but this fellow was turning out to be special. Why not test my newest compulsive wanker and permit him to blow as many times as he could?

Game on!

Did I say special? Allow me to correct that to – Extra Special. To my delight, it didn’t take him the full 30 minutes for him to hollar my name twice, as instructed, like a good penis puller. While sitting on his hands, I probed further – ferreting out his nasty secrets and plotting – er – planning something equally as special.

Up for the challenge?

So,  I asked – in that low sexy voice you fellows seem to crave … What’s your record for a 24 hour day.  I heard the lube cap snap open, and couldn’t help but laugh.  Man-slut that he is, he could recall. No matter I told him, he could never beat the last month’s jerkin’ johnnie who squirted out an even dozen for me.

I really don’t have to tell you – do I? That he rose to the occasion.

Passing the Penis Again and Again and Again

Men! So easy to manipulate when their johnson is throbbing and their brains are all befuddled. You know his need to prove his over-active manhood to a superior, and gain bragging rights – put him just where I wanted him.

It didn’t take but a skinny minute to arrange a 6 pack of humiliation with my fellow Erotic Telephone Entertainers.  Lining up 6 of our beauties to play a game of Pass the Penis - tweeting included – was a walk in the park. After all, we are the most fun group of kinky gals on the planet and I’m proud to say – all parties were well-sastified.

He did it … the darlin’ stroker!  12 cummies – in under 2 hours.  I call that one Stellar Session!


Cowabunga Dudes & Dudettes It is Totally The Bomb on Cock Radio Tonight


Dust off your  Candi’s and dig out your Member’s Only Jackets!

Cock Radio will be Totally DOPE Tonight on Miss Hannah’s Naughty Realm live show. We’ll be poppin’ and lockin’ to some tubular tunes in our free 18 + Adult Chat Room, Community Kink.

Whatchu Talkin’ About?

It will be a stellar night – with all our glam friends vegging out – and playing 80′s Trivia!

Space cadets, valley girls, wanabes, lamers, jocks or headbangers are invited for a gnarly good time!

80's Trivia Tonight


Starting at 8 PM Eastern


Sissy? Do you Love That Tight Tight Feeling?

That Tight Tight FeelingGood afternoon sassy sissy gurls! I hope Spring has sprung in your part of the world like it has in Texas. I’ve been in over-drive, cleaning out my closets, and putting my winter clothes away.

The Joys of Womanhood

I know you gals understand, the pleasure we get from pulling everything out, especially when you find an item, that you don’t remember owning.

There it was, way in the back, under some old bathing suits was a vintage open-bottomed girdle in the palest of pinks.

It was still in the original box, and if I remember correctly, it belonged to my Grand Mother and looks like it was never worn.  The picture to the left is close – except the waistband is wider and cinches in, making my waist look TINY.

MILF Mistress Loves That Tight Tight Feeling

Yes! I tried it on. I had to have some assistance getting the zipper up, but after some struggling – I was in Heaven. Gads! I love tight foundation garments. I kept it on while trying on outfits and every single one looked so perfect, I wished I could breath – and wear it when I dress to the 9′s.

Nope, no matter how great it makes me look, Nanny’s find from the dark recesses of my closet will be stored with the other pretties, that get my submissive slut all randy, but get stripped off and tossed in a corner – so the fun can begin.

What about you sissy gurl? Do you like that tight-tight feeling, or do you like it loose and free under your skirts?



Let’s Get Naughty Tonight w/ The Cock – Radio

Fresh Kinky News From The Empire

Hello Cock Radio Fans! Did you know that I’m tonight’s guest Chat Hostess on Miss Hannah Naughty Realm radio show?  I’ve missed hanging out with y’all  in the Community Kink Adult Chat Room – so much -  that I volunteered to supply the prizes.  

Prizes? More than 1? 


Prizes go to the Top 2 in the Trivia game AND there will be a drawing for a 3rd prize. Drop a comment  on the Cock Radio Blog to get your name put in the hat. Let’s make tonight a real Home Coming and invite some of our MIA chatters, that we all miss!

Wondering what the prizes are? 

The Winners will receive a Talkin’ Toon, with custom audio, fashioned just for YOU. 

Time to bone up on this week’s trivia topic – Famous Movie Lines. 

Don’t be late .. the Naughty starts at 8! 


Kinky Fun at The Round House

Miss Pink and her Glowing Cock


Good Afternoon my Kinky Friends! What a grand time we had on our road trip to  our play partners’ home. It is a HUGE, multi-level round house, set back in the deeps woods.  Yes, Texas does have deep and lush woods.

We were there to celebrate Miss Pink’s 60th Birthday! 

Rockin’ The  Round  House

It takes a few more days to rev back up, when you party like its 1975, and you are old enough to personally having partied in 1975! That’s the life of a BDSM  MILF  that is still actively enjoying. the kinky Lifestyle.  Just look at my GF in her pink strap-on -standing at my favorite spot in the house, high above the trees. My Friends, that’s what 60 looks like!

Let The Birthday Spankings Begin!

There’s a fun Rule we have in our happy BDSM Family

It doesn’t matter WHO’s Birthday it is -  Someone is getting their ass whacked and become our newest kinky story to tell! Since we were the guests, I offered up my slut husband’s ass as a gift. This allowed our usually submissive cutie to choose what ever tools in our case caught her fancy – and to beat out her 60, on his cheeky butt. Of course I reserved the right-  just because - to give him # 61.

Needless to say, she was shy Di to begin with – picking out the softest floggers and setting them to side. She excused herself for a moment and returned wearing a black feathered mask,  added a twisted touch to the scene. The mask must have done the trick for the Birthday Girl, because she added a crop and cane to the mix.

The Dance

Oh she was magnificent!  P Daddy and I counted each stroke as she Slowly and methodically eked out her energy, one delicious whack after another. I observed our whipping slut, chained up between the main floor’s pillars – had an interesting energy too. We 3 have seen him used like this before, but at the dungeon with a crowd looking on, and a line of people waiting their turn - to ask my permission to be next to give him the next 10. Then, regardless of the instrument, or the person – he stayed in show off-cheeky mode, and egged them all on – all 25 of them.

The Dance as the Gift

This was different – the whipping slut didn’t utter a word, his body said it all. Leaning in to take the next 10 – surrendering to her wants alone. Not once did I hear the infamous phrase “You hit like a girl”  (she does :) No, this was a true gift for a cherished Friend,  lovingly encouraged by their Dominates.

It was as they say – A Huge Hit!

A forever memory shared with the folks we adore the most.

Thank you for the hospitality!




The Life & Times of a Tranny Trucker Part 1

Howdy all! It was like spring in Texas – the skies were so blue and the winds were calm again, so instead of talkin’ dirty yesterday afternoon, this mature Mistress and slut husband took a jaunt across The Big Red and drove all the way to OKC. Driving down the Big Slab is never . . . → Read More: The Life & Times of a Tranny Trucker Part 1